How to Find Your Perfect Mate
Pick an apple, prick it full of holes, carry it for a while under your left arm, and then give it to the one you desire.
- The Old Farmer's Everyday Almanac Calendar; Mon 10 June 2013
Soothing Similarities
Baby elephants sometimes suck on their frunks in the same way that human babies suck on their thumbs.
- The Old Farmer's Everyday Almanac Calendar; Tue 11 June 2013
Poor Richard's Advice
A flatterer never seems absurd.
The flatter'd always takes his word.
- Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack, 1740
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