from pockets

I noticed about a month ago that my spare keys were missing. As I was doing a little tidy up today I decided to check the pockets of my jackets, in case I had used my spare set and left them in the pocket of an autumn jacket.

I did not find the keys, but this is what I did find, amounst the pockets of 7 jackets:
3 used bus tickets
1 credit card receipt from a massage appointment
2 ATM bank statements
3 hotel bottles of hand lotion
2 notepads
small packet of extra buttons
and 3 saying from fortune cookies (from a trip in the beginning of December).

Here are the fortune cookie sayings (with 'in bed' in brackets after, as that is one of the ways I know of making them funnier):

- Good thinkgs come in invisible packages. You will be delighted (in bed).
- Happiness surrounds your events this week (in bed).
- You will obtain your goal if you maintain your course (in bed).