The time is always right to do what is right.
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School Satire
At a cafeteria-table press conference, David Pernell, age ten, "categorically denied" girl-liking allegations recently levied against him by fellow Lakeview Elementary School fourth-grader Jonathan Witt. "I do not, have not, and will not ever like girld," Pernell told the crowd of seven noys assembled at the lunchroom's back table.
"Mr. Witt's accusations are not only 100 percent false, but also slanderous, as it has always been my firm conviction that girls are totally and completely gross." Pernell went on to suggest that perhaps it is Witt who likes girls, particularly Jenny Loughlin.
- www.theonion.com
Teachers daily calendar Tue 7 Jul 2009
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